CategoryPoems

These are my poems, they are basically about everything, love, hate, God, the devil, flowers, animals, being young, growing old and a lot more.

Paradise Island

Give me your food
Coz’ I already got your last money left
And I will hide it
Where you can’t find it on my Paradise Island

I am your Queen

Give me your money
After I already ate your last bit of food
Yes you’ll be hungry
And I will hide it somewhere on Paradise Island

I am Bono

Give me all you got
No I don’t care if you die from starvation
As long as I can eat
All the food I can eat there on Paradise Island

I am Apple

You can sod off now
I already ate your last sandwich today
Go live in poverty
And your money is safe on this Paradise Island

I am your President, I am Trudeau, I am Lord Ashcroft, I am the Oligarch, I am Lewis Hamilton, I am rich, I am in the Paradise Papers

Super Hero

I am roaming the streets
In the darkness of the night
And chasing the bad guys
Just to give them a fright

I was going to buy her flowers

Thunder and Lightning

You crack me up like lightning does the sky
When you make me laugh
But if you come home and are angry with me
It sounds like thunder

Stu the Baker

Every pastry made by Stuart
Was a genuine work of art
He was famous as the maker
And earning lots of dough
Which made Stu the Baker
Drive around town proud
In his big black Studebaker

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Because your mother says so

Pick up your toys and put them away
And all your laundry in that hamper
Tidy up your room now is what I say
Oh don’t you make me loose my temper
Do all your chores and do them today

Like, Share & Win

We are on Facebook just like you!
We are on Facebook just like you!
And we’re greedy, yes we’re greedy
Want to win it cos’ we’re needy
Yes we are in it, like to win shit
So we always Like & Share & Win it too!

A Ghost!

A Ghost! A Ghost!
I think I saw one in that window of the Hall!
A Ghost! A Ghost!
But you know what is most curious of it all?
A Ghost! a Ghost!
She will jump out of it but she’ll never fall!

What a wonderful world

Keep a close eye on nature
On what you see let your eyes rest
Let your mind focus on these creatures
Because they tell the beautiful story
About the miracles of God’s creation
Of wonders that once were
In the garden of Eden
And on the Ark with Noah
They survived God’s test
Just look at His nature now
And there is no doubt about it
Their story about love
Of the great Creator
They tell it best

The girl has a date

This girl always shows up late
Never ever she is there on time
And she is missing every train
Well, there is one exception
That is when she has a date